Dear Diary - The Three Musketeers

I just wanted to share with you my favourite Pictures of me, my mummy and daddy.
Mummy and Daddy took some pictures last week. My top 3...

Count down, at number 3 we have the 'Three Musketeers'



At number 2

 Mummy and Me

At number 1 we have...
 Daddy's Girl! x

Dear Diary - My new friend

I do apologise to my readers for late post. I would just like to thank you all for the lovely compliments you send and tell my mummy you love to read my diary (nosy parkers). 

So this is what i have been up to lately...

 This is my new friend Astrid. She is 3 weeks old and i am 4 months. Look at us, i am not that much bigger then Astrid. I definitely take after my mummy.
Do you like my new dress? It's from my Grandma and Grandad K.



  This is me and Astrid trying to have a conversation but our parents are making us dance like puppets.  And they wonder why we keep them up at night? 

 We went on a sunday walk and for the first time mummy had me facing so i could see everything. I loved it! But by the end i was pooped. All that walking and site seeing tired me out...                                                                                                                     

 Ok so i have tried my Mummy's Blackberry. Why are they called Blackberry's? I Mean ok some are black, they don't look like a berry and they certainly don't taste like one.
So this is me putting the i-phone to the test! It's great! It feels great, taste's great and looks great. So many pretty colours on a decent screen.
I once heard this joke and it went something like this...
For the dad's birthday he got an I-pad, for the sons birthday an i-phone, the daughter got an i-pod and the mum got an i-ron. (get it iron hee hee)
It is now officially My-Phone. Thanks Daddy!

Dear Diary - My First Laugh

It has been a while since my first laugh, but mummy and daddy have had trouble putting the video up.
I have only laughed twice after my first one. It takes a lot to make me chuckle my mummy and daddy have tried a lot to make me laugh and now they are running out of ideas. I just like to see them make a fool out of themselves. ( That's what really makes me laugh)

Daddy finally caught the mouse!! Hurray!!

Dear Diary - Special

Me and mummy had fun today. I Love the camera and i'm pretty sure the camera loves me.

Dear Diary - njhg c c hggggfbv (baby talk)

I Love the feel of my mummies keyboard. I also love books, Mummy and Daddy read to me a lot but sometimes their voice gets sooo boring i have decided to read to them. This book is awesome as it also feels great every page has different texture. 

 This Sunday was my Great Auntie Lynette's (she won't be happy with me for saying that, sorry) and Great Uncle Daniels birthday. So we went to my G Auntie Claire's for a gathering. (Sorry)
I got to be with my second cousin? We are great friends. I think. Here we are... 

Top Gear was on, so we weren't happy we were interrupted for a picture.
I got to play with my Great Grandma Rushworth, all the children were lining up for her special 'if i had a donkey'. Poor Grandma I think she just wanted cuddles with moi!
So i went to have cuddles with my Great Grandad. He was wearing this lovely cardigan, it felt so nice I went to sleep!



So today mummy took some photo's of me, now there are lots so i can only pick a few.
Check my new entry to see...

Dear Diary - Food glorious food!

Mmmm Yesterday I had Grandpa's Sunday Lunch! Oh, don't worry it wasn't my actual grandpa's food. I mean, I know my grandad(s) are old but they still have teeth. This was all mushy and it had sweet potato, carrots and chicken. It was so good. I wasn't lady like at all but i don't care. I am my mothers daughter hee hee.
  

Only daddy is allowed to feed me. Not Mummy!

Me being very lady like.

Daddy was being too slow, this food was just too good so i needed the whole bowl

Dear Diary - Rudolph? Nope, Red Nose day

Red nose Minnie Mouse. Great!! - Not

Today is Red Nose day. So Mummy dressed me up in a lot of red and when we were out shopping and going places, Mummy was stopped every 2 seconds just to adore me. All the girls in the shops huddled around me, which if you think about it, not too cool, think of all the opportunities thieves would get? OOPS! 
I must have looked sooo cute because the neighbour a few doors down from us who never smile at my mummy and daddy, no matter how they tried, it took moi to break the ice. Oh the compliments, my cheeks were matching my red nose.
So of course Mummy had to do pictures of me with my red nose.

Mmm, soft and squishy. 

                                                            

Daddy doesn't like the flash.

 

                                                    

Dear Diary - What a lovely sound...

My Mummy is so silly, she has this instrument it makes a really cool sound, i like it. But she uses it for her hair and her hair goes everywhere. Does she not know it's mine? I don't want her to brake it, if she did what will she use to calm me down then?

HUFF! What paddies? Maybe I wouldn't cry if you stop using my special instrument. It sounds sooo lovely.
We figured out why we haven't captured the mouse. It's either a really clever mouse or a stupid mouse.
Instead of following the scent of the chocolate spread through the mouse tunnel, it has decided to chew it's way in. It has quite a while to go yet.

I haven't been very well lately, I have had a very bad cold. So sorry i haven't been keeping you updated!
x

Dear Diary - Inventions

What a weekend, it started with Friday. We were getting up as usual to take daddy to work when he rushed out to get toothpaste. Mummy shouted but we got some. Too late he went. What a rush right before work. But then,  daddy came back and had flowers in his hand for my mummy. He said "psych! I took the day off."
Isn't my daddy sweet?
Mouse low down, daddy says its a rubbish trap, mummy says daddy is rubbish at setting the trap.  Still no mouse.
                                    
      Inventions

First of all, how cool are mobile phones? They light up and make noise, sometimes I can hear my daddy from it. How does it do that?

                                                                                         
                                                       Mirrors! Who invented them? I thought it was my twin mimi, i was  

     heartbroken when mummy told me it was my reflection. But on the other hand I look so cute!

 So I was the only baby in my ward. So most sundays i would get to play with dolly, and talk to her. What a good friend. She just listens. Until mummy told me it was a dolly. All this time i thought it was her name, i did think she was a bit young to  have colouring felt tips. Has no one told her it goes on paper not her face?
P.s i am no longer the only baby in the ward.

 Here is Mummy, Invention = Pram. She just loves this pram. (i think mummy just likes the invention of the camera?!)
 We thought daddy should model the pram too. As us girls are always on the camera.

Dear Diary - Strike a pose

If being a fashion designer doesn't work out then i will be a model.

This is my favorite, i'm doing the 'look away from the camera pose 

This is me showing you what Mummy made

Mummy made me a new head band and she obviously used me as a model to show you guys in these pictures. When she showed me the pictures i thought, 'wow, i look cute i should be a model.'
Mummy said "don't get any ideas girlie!"

Too late!!!      

This is me smiling

So here is an update on the mouse. It out smarted my Daddy. Mummy said 'stop leaving the trail of chocolate to the trap.'
So lets hope it works!

I'm not impressed!

 So here i am trying to have a serious conversation with my Mummy and every time i talk she just keeps repeating 'is that right?' 'really?' 'then what happened?'
Im like mummy, i'm not a baby i'm trying to tell you something here, ok i may look like one but im actually all grown up and trying to talk to you!!!

Dear Diary - When I grow up i want to be a...

I would just love to work with fabric it just looks, feels and taste great!! Just imagine the quality and style i could put together. Mummy and daddy have a few clips with me and my different fabrics but just too many to show.~
Ok so a quick update on the mouse. It still managed to escape.
Daddy decided to leave a trail of time out crumbs up to the  trap, so by the time it got there, it probably was full.
Mummy showed Daddy where it was coming from so now the trap is right by it, with no leading trail.

 Wish us luck.

Dear Diary - Another day's hard work

So i have learned to sing/talk, boogy and hold my bottle. I thought today would be a good day to teach my-self how to put my Dody (dummy, northern saying) in my mouth as it keeps coming out and mummy and daddy take forever to put it back in, they say it's just for sleepy time, I say 'if you want peace give me it now time!'

So this is my progress so far...    

Ok, so i have hold of the dody, i'm focusing...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

                                                          

I'm moving it

It's almost located my mouth, i can do this

Eesshh, that was hard work, i will try again tomorrow

Normally i talk to Sonny the sunshine about my troubles, but she isn't around at the moment as her batteries have died. Don't worry it's ok, mummy says she just needs some new ones. So i had to talk to my twin instead, she's the quiet one, she doesn't talk back she just listens.
I was telling her that we have a mouse in the house and last night the mouse had the guts to meet mummy eye to eye in the kitchen. Mummy flipped! Daddy and Mummy spent the night trying to make a trap.

Day one = Hero's chocolate box with some chocolate inside and string and a monitor so they could go to bed and listen from upstairs. They waited and waited and nothing...however the monitor did pick up someone going to the toilet, ewww not good!

Day two = mouse trap from B&Q, one that captures not hurts them! Not forgetting a little bit of mars bar to lure the mouse in. Read tomorrows diary entry to see if it worked. x

This is my twin Mimi and of course Mummy!

Dear Diary - I want food, and they give me baby rice?

Friday evening i was sat with mummy and daddy whilst their yummy chicken smell was wafting my way! Mmmm it smelt so good, when my health visitor came i remember her saying to mummy and daddy they have a few tale signs for when they are ready to start eating. One of the ways was 'baby's tend to smack their lips.' So i thought 'is that what I've got to do to get some food round here.' So i smacked my lips for some chicken, daddy had noticed - BINGO.
I heard mummy and daddy say i was ready. So in the kitchen they went and started to prepare food. I was getting so excited, on went my bib, in my chair I sat and came towards me was a bowl and spoon.
"This is GREAT!" Here comes the spoon and what's on it...?

White stuff that looks like my milk but all stogy! Well it wasn't chicken but i gave it ago. Are you kidding me? This is isn't food!! Man, now i have to wait for 2 weeks until i can at least have some vegetables.

For the past two weeks, i have been trying to hold my bottle myself. Mummy still helps but I get cross. (mummy has trouble of letting go that i am just growing up too fast!) But I discovered that when i have drank most of my milk i can hold it. Genius!
                                              
                                                      

                                                      

Dear Diary - I feel like Dancing!

What an eventful past two days. My mummy made some yummy scrummy truffles that seem to be quite successful and they just look great. Except her next step is figure out how to keep them from melting after being out the fridge for 5 minutes.

Wednesday my health visitor came, she came to tell me that i could start having proper food soon, thank goodness, I'm so bored of my milk! morning, afternoon, night, middle of the night early hours of the morning. You get the idea. Baby rice, Fruit and veg here i come!!

I got weighed too, i am now 9lb 11oz and i'm still in tiny and new born clothing, GREAT! Daddy thinks it's good because i'm small like mummy and when it comes to buying clothes when i'm a big girl it will still be cheap because i will get to shop in the teenage section (like mummy does, shhh). After being weighed daddy was taking forever to find my clothes and mummy was like "hurry because she will pee", and daddy was like "no she wont", so when he put me on his lap i decided to pee, just so mummy could be right!

So Mummy put me in my bouncer and she was singing to me and that's when i found my feet.
I felt the beat and went with it, so surprise surprise she got the camera out and Daddy took care of the rest! Have a look...

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Dear Diary - Mummy and Daddy go back to the 80's

Today was Baby Massage again, and I really liked it i just gurgled at Mummy and all the other mummies were laughing because i was loving it!I got to see my baby friends again too.
So as you know from my last diary entry i like to sing, then mummy discovered i like the song 'push it' by Salt 'n' peppa. But i only like it when mummy sings it because she goes high pitched it's awful so it makes it funny.
So on Saturday it was our friends birthday, she turned 30 and had an 80's do. Daddy dressed up
like Miami Vice, he used mummy's mascara to bring out his goatee, mummy told him off for using her best mascara. Mummy was just styling the 80's hair accessory as was i. But i of course pulled it of. i looked cute!
Yesterday mummy made tiffin, it looks so good, but unfortunately i cant taste it, but the smell was yummy enough. Well best go, i'm zonked from that baby massage!